April 1, 2008

  • Gosh, I wish I were stupid enough to spend my spring break getting shit-faced drunk and then taking pictures of myself, Corona in hand, in various lewd poses with members of the same and opposite sex.

    Moreover, I wish I were stupid enough to post said pictures on a certain social networking site, thereby allowing the entire world to enjoy my underage escapades, and to identify each person involved by full name.

    I wish I were stupid enough not to realize that colleges and high school administrators actually do look for that kind of stuff.

    It looks like I've missed out on the whole high school experience.  Damn.

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