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  • Ode to My Father: A Satire

    Here's to a man of character,
    Who never dreamt of a life beyond
    His faithful wife and children,
    No picket fence, but two dogs.

    To a man who followed his Savior
    And led others along with him,
    Who was ever blind to temptation,
    Satan this battle would not win.

    Here's to the man who considered
    The opinions of family and friends,
    Never making a major decision
    Until the jury was in.

    Here's to a man who listened
    And cherished his daughter and son,
    Never dreaming of leaving them
    In favor of newer ones.

    Here's to the man who was there,
    Even when things were hard to fit in.
    Despite the pain it might cause him,
    He was there to cheer for a win.

    To the man who cherished his children,
    May it be known by all,
    That he, with all his endeavors,
    Still never failed to call.

    To the man who instilled goodness
    In his children and congregation,
    With ne'er a harsh word spoken,
    And only the gentlest negation.

    To he who captured his daughter's heart,
    Captivating her every affection,
    With all the wonderful things he did,
    And how she held his attention.

    To the man who reassured everyone
    Of the power of pure, true love.
    Here's to he who had the strength
    To never, ever give up.

     

    StLouis2007

     

    Bring on the rain.  I've got an umbrella.

  • I tried to use my LED-lit fairy wand to fast-forward through the rest of this week.  Unfortunately, it didn't work.

    But hugs are nice.  As is canned-y.  (I am going trick-or-treating solely for the benefit of the Free Store Food Bank.  I swear.)

     

    Lately, I feel more like a fairy godmother than a fairy princess, making everyone else's wishes come true, but never my own.

    C'est la vie, I suppose.

  • I'm tired of being a disappointment.

     

    I still love you.
    I swear, I always will.

  • Talk about Weapons of Mass Destruction...

    You're the deadliest and most frightening one I know.

    Not only have you successfully ripped apart two different families, but you've also destroyed the spiritual and interpersonal relationships of the daughter you claim to love so dearly. I have lost a best friend because of you, and my relationships with those remaining have become strained and distant. I no longer know what God feels like. I can't even feel sorrow as I type these words because I feel so numb. Can one "feel numb"? That seems oxymoronic to me. There was a time when that would have been the joke you'd make. But I don't even know you anymore.

    And, at the moment, I can't even bring myself to care.

    That is true destruction.

     

    But it's okay. I'll just "get over it." That would be your advice, correct?

    Way to be a loving parent.

  • Maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me...

    </grammatical errors for the sake of poetry>

    I wish I'd graduated early.

  • I find it utterly deplorable that "deadbeat dad" has become a permanent addition to the modern American lexicon.

    What is wrong with fathers today?  There was a time not so long ago when a man married and cared for his family through thick and thin, simply because it was expected of him.  "Midlife crises" and the concept of divorce were forgotten in favor of hard work and support of a wife and kids.  Supporting a family is what gave a man his manhood, not holding down the most liquor or having the most affairs.

    Why did our cultural values change, and how are American children better off this way, with fathers who refuse to pay child support and insist on languishing any savings the child's mother may retain?  When did this become acceptable?

    And what are we going to do to stop it?

  • Have you ever lost a best friend?

    I have. More than once.

    Each time, it has completely torn me apart. Losing someone you'd been so close to, been able to discuss anything with... it's a big adjustment. It's hard.

    And last time, it was my own fault. My mistake, my inflexibility, my immaturity led to the end of a friendship that might have lasted a lifetime. I had no one to blame but myself. And somehow, that made rationalizing the situation easier.

    But what breaks my heart is that this time, it's not my fault...

  • They say you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone.  But I know what I've got.

    I have a couple of close friends who would do anything in the world for me, and for that I couldn't be more thankful.  And I have the capacity to reciprocate the love and devotion those friends show toward me.

    I have a program I love where I'm needed and counted upon, of which I can be a valuable part.

    I have the most amazing mother in the history of the universe.

    I have the best little brother for which anyone could ask.

    I have just about everything I've ever wanted:  a computer in my room, an acoustic guitar, those colored pencils that you twist rather than sharpen...

    I have the support of several families who will back me up no matter what.

    I have (hopefully) the means and ability to be in the state I love within a year.

    I have the capacity to do anything I set my mind to and the kind of mother who finds my love of deadly viruses fascinating, rather than appalling.

    I have goals, dreams, and a plan for my life, unlike most my age.

    I have my brain, but more importantly, I have my heart.

    Yet few would observe my situation today and tell me I'm the girl who has everything.  I'm just glad I'm able to prove them wrong.

     

    I hope you know how much you mean to me.

  • Sometimes it seems that those who see me least know me best.

  • As the end of the month looms nearer, I find myself more and more often idly pondering the results of my political decision next March.  Newt has been my candidate from the start, and he is one of the preeminent political minds of our age.  However, his past infidelities are really starting to wear away at me.  Newt's currently championing his American Solutions for Winning the Future program (that's not Republican Solutions, not Democratic Solutions, but American Solutions).  It's brilliant, and I really think it can go a long way toward making the country better.  However, recent events have forced me to place marital infidelity under a microscope.  And as it stands, I'm not sure I can in good conscience vote for a man who takes advantage of the trust of his wife in that manner.  If his wife can't trust him, who says the rest of the country can?

    Nevertheless, I love you, Newt.

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