March 21, 2007

  • The other day, my mother told me that I've aged before my time.  My own mother told me that I'm old.

    I, of course, don't have to be convinced of my own youth and vitality.  I live on the edge.

     

    Let's look at the facts.

    • I stay up late, although that could be due more to the fact that I still have work to do than to my attendance of wild parties, I'll admit.
    • I spend my weekends with my friends.  Usually, we debate current events or complete chemistry homework or roller skate.  Brad's allergic to rock concerts and drunken parties, but we let him hang around anyway.
    • Sometimes, I might even go a mile or two per hour over the speed limit.
    • I'm terrified of the interstate, but I brave it anyway when something as youthful and alluring as Kings Island or the mall or Leah's house beckons.
    • I love the freedom my driver's license provides.  I spend my time tooling around town in my VW.
    • "Dude" is (still) my catchphrase.
    • I dedicate a lot of my time to such youthful and inspiring pursuits as playing symphonies and memorizing useless trivia in preparation for next year's academic quiz team season. (See, I am athletic!)
    • I watch television.  Food Network and Nick at Nite are just about the only networks I watch.  Hey, Good Eats is cutting-edge programming.
    • I enjoy learning new words and enriching my already extensive knowledge of the English language.  I enjoy being able to communicate effectively.
    • My cell phone is kept with me at all times.  I usually use it to call my mom.

    Clearly, I am a normal, youthful teenager who is in no hurry to grow up.  I'm not sure what my mother was thinking.

Comments (3)

  • You brave the interstate for me. I think I'm tearing up...

  • wow. we're kinda alike according to this list.

    "My cell phone is kept with me at all times. I usually use it to call my mom."

    haha, me too. if you look at my call history, it's mom, mom, mom, mom....

  • 1. My name: Your Mom
    2. Where did we meet?: Your Mom
    3. Take a stab at my middle name: Your Mom
    4. How long have you known me?: ur mom
    5. How well do you know me?: ur mom
    6. Do I smoke?: ur mom
    7. Do I believe in God?: yes
    8. When you first saw me, what was your impression?: ur mom
    9. What color is my NATURAL hair color?: ur mom
    10. My birthday?: ur mom
    11. Hair color now?:ur mom
    12. Am I tall or short or average?: ur mom
    13. Do I have any siblings?: ur mom
    14. Who am I in love with?: ur mom
    15. What is one of my favorite things to do?: ur mom
    16. Do you remember one of the first things I said to you?: ur mom
    17. What's your funniest memory of me?: ur mom
    18. Do I have a g/f or b/f?: ur mom
    19. Do you look up or down on me...as a person?: ur mom
    20. What is my best feature?: ur mom
    21. Who is my best friend?: ur mom
    22. Am I shy or outgoing?: ur mom
    23. Can you picture me dancing?: ur mom
    24. Can you picture me smiling?: ur mom
    25. Would you say I am funny?: ur mom
    26. Am I a rebel or do I follow all the rules?: ur mom
    27. Do I have any special talents?:
    28. What's my best accomplishment?:
    29. Would you consider me a friend?:
    30. Would you call me preppy, slutty, average, dirty, friendly,
    hippie, glam, nerdy, or something else?:
    31. Have i ever seen you cry?:
    32. What's my nickname now?:
    33. What's another nickname I should have?:
    34. What is your favorite thing to do with me?:
    35. Do I do drugs/Alcohol?:
    36. Have I ever been there for you?:
    37. Have you ever told me any personal secrets?:
    38. Am I fun to be with?:
    39. Am I smart?:
    40. Am I conservative or unconservative?:
    41. Do ya love me?:
    42. What is your first memory of me?:
    43. How long have we been friends?:
    44. Tell about one memory we share together:
    45. Describe me:
    46. If we could spend a day together what would we do?:
    47. Name one thing you really don't like about me:
    48. Name one thing you really do like about me:
    49. If you could give me a gift what would it be?:
    50. Have we ever gotten in a fight and about what?:
    51. Have we ever hugged?:
    52. Have we ever danced with each other?:
    53. Have you ever seen me cry?:
    54. Have I ever offended you?:
    55. What is something embarrassing that I've done?:
    56. What do I usually look like when you see me?:
    57. What do I say all the timewhat's my catch phrase?:
    58. Do you think we will be friends in 5 years?:
    59. Has there been anything you wanted to tell me, but didn't?: 
    60. What song reminds you of me?:

     

     

    i got tired

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